London-Central - 07856453339

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29 y.o. ⭐️ Discreet ⭐️ Very Strong ⭐️ BRITISH-LEBANESE

Free parking ⭐ Massage Room ⭐️ Shower Facilities ⭐️ FARRINGDON STATION NEARBY

60 mins £60 ⭐️ 90 mins £90 ⭐️ Deep Tissue ⭐️ Swedish ⭐️ Sports ⭐️ TAILOR-MADE MASSAGE

60 mins £80 ⭐️ 90 mins £100 ⭐️ BESPOKE MASSAGE

9am - 11pm ⭐️ Whatsapp me ⭐️ OUTCALL £120


Wednesday, September 20, 2023

Glad you're back from holidays Mr. Joey! Rob and I really missed your magic hands! Another splendid massage!

Wednesday, July 19, 2023

Really great! Best 90 minutes of my year! Thanks a million Joe!

Sunday, June 11, 2023

Gosh he's hard to get an appointment with but very worth it in the end. 9 out of 10. Thanks Joe.

Friday, June 2, 2023

Very happy with my massage, 5 stars.

Friday, May 26, 2023

Stupendous! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Thursday, May 11, 2023

LOVE LOVE LOVE! Thanks again, Joey! I can't remember the last time I was so relaxed! Love, Oleg.

Saturday, May 6, 2023

Joey is quite something! A wonderful calm soul and a fantastic masseur! I HIGHLY HIGHLY recommend him! 

Tuesday, May 2, 2023

Great strong hands also a very light touch- a perfect combo! I will be back.

Tuesday, April 25, 2023

Excellent massage and masseur! He IS a must try!

Monday, April 17, 2023

Thank you, Joey! That was really nice and I'll be back when I'm back in London!

Friday, April 7, 2023

Thank you Joseph, truly, that was great!

Monday, April 3, 2023

Stupendous Joseph! Stupendous! Just got home from Joey's in Farringdon and about to have a great night sleep im quite certain of that. Thank you. I WILL BE BACK! :-) 

Saturday, March 25, 2023

So happy. What a way to end my week! Thanks again Joey for a very thorough 60 minutes. I feel 15 years younger.

Sunday, March 19, 2023

Really enjoyed my 90 minutes bespoke massage from Joe. Just got home and felt compelled to leave a review. Such a great masseur and a sweet soul!

Friday, March 17, 2023

Thoroughly enjoyable! From start to finish. I will be back soon. Cheers Josef! And happy st Patricks day again.

Sunday, March 12, 2023

Magnificent. I'm lost for words... I don't think I've ever felt so relaxed in my life. Joey is just, he is just sublime. Gonna sleep like a baby tonight. Thank you thank you thank you again!

Wednesday, March 8, 2023

Great location, great apartment, great masseur. He is a must try!

Monday, March 6, 2023

Remarkable! The best deep tissue mixed Swedish massage I've ever had. Highly recommended!

Tuesday, February 28, 2023

Stupendous! Loved every second his hands were on me. Will be back soon! Thanks, Joe.

Friday, February 24, 2023

Great massage. Fantastic person. Perfect location. 10/10

Monday, February 13, 2023

He is just a perfect massage therapist. 

Wednesday, February 1, 2023

Finally, he is back from his holidays and was happy to get a last minute appointment last night. 2nd time with him and dare I say it was even better than the 1st - didn't know was possible. Great techniques. Warm calming apartment. Great guy. Central location. I mean, what more can I say? Thanks again Joe and welcome back!

Monday, January 2, 2023

Fabulous. And happy new year again mr J.

Thursday, December 29, 2022

SUCH a beautiful soul this guy is. I felt eager to write a review of how perfect my massage experience was with Joey in Farringdon. From the second I walked in he made me feel like we knew each other forever. His apartment is very warm and the mood lighting is perfect. And don't get me started on his SMILE! Everything 5 out of 5. I'll be back!

Paul M.
Monday, December 26, 2022

Delightful boxing day present for myself. I had to wait half an hour as his appointment before me ran over (it wasn't his fault) but well worth it in the end!

Saturday, December 24, 2022

Just had a FANTASTIC early morning XMAS-eve massage with Josef in Farringdon London. When I am back from Greece I will definitely be coming back. Just superb. Thanks, Jo!

Wednesday, December 21, 2022

Really warm apartment and firm hands! 

Tuesday, December 20, 2022

Yesterday I had a superb 90 minute deep tissue massage with this guy and woke up this morning feeling much lighter. You can tell he really understands human anatomy. Thanks again Joseph! See you soon.

Sunday, December 18, 2022

My goodness, that was DEFINITELY worth missing the World Cup Finals for! Joe, your hands. They are amazing! I'll be back Xmas eve for another. I love this guy. VERY warm massage apartment. LOVED IT! 10 out of 10.

Tuesday, December 13, 2022

JUST had a massage with Joey in Farringdon. It's a rare enough thing for a man who lives up to his reputation. Can't recommend him enough.

Wednesday, November 30, 2022

Nice masseur, very friendly cute, and professional. But I booked a 90 minutes massage and he told me when I arrived he could only do 60 minutes due to an error in booking. It was a wonderful 60 minutes. The perfect mixture of strong and light touches. Very happy in the end. But because of him only being able to do 60 instead of 90 I will give him a 4 star this time. Otherwise 10 out of 10 for everything. Already booked to see him again in 2 weeks. Cheers Joseph.

Monday, November 28, 2022

Just had a lovely massage by Joe in Farringdon. Very strong!

Sunday, November 27, 2022

Fantastic, fantastic! Cheers Joseph.

Tom S.
Wednesday, November 23, 2022

Totally safe space. Thought he only massaged guys but boy he knows what he's doing. Thank you Joe!

Tuesday, November 22, 2022

Two thumbs up! Loved every minute of it. If you can get an appointment with him it's worth it! Gracias Jose. 

Sunday, November 20, 2022

Thank you for a nice massage Joe. I feel better already. :-)

Sunday, November 20, 2022

Very strong hands! Nice guy. Very central. Cheers Joey!

Friday, November 18, 2022

Very strong yet extremely relaxing massage. Joe hit all the right spots. Fantastic!

Friday, November 11, 2022

What a wonderful massage from a wonderful person I just had. Smiling all the way home.

Friday, November 11, 2022

5 stars! Excellent!

Thursday, October 27, 2022

Had a very good very strong deep tissue massage with Joey last night hes firm in the right places and light where it should be. Fantastic! I'll be back very soon!

Sunday, October 16, 2022

Excellent masseur! One of the best in central London. Feel 10 years younger after leaving his flat. Thanks Joey! Will be back very soon!

Tuesday, August 16, 2022

Thoroughly enjoyed my 2 massages with Joe. Will be back soon! Theo

Theodore Smith
Saturday, August 6, 2022

Excellent masseur! 10's all round! Will be back again. Thanks again Joe for a sublime 90 minutes!

Thursday, July 14, 2022

Joe REALLY understands the human anatomy he knew exactly where to massage to alleviate the pain I was suffering from the last 3 months and within 5 minutes it was completely gone! The last 55 minutes were pure relaxation bliss. An excellent massage therapist I highly recommend.

Tuesday, July 12, 2022

Third massage with Joe, each one between than the last. Fantastic! Cheers Joe.

Friday, June 24, 2022

Great! Very enjoyable!

Saturday, June 18, 2022

Joe really understands the male anatomy. He could feel where the tension was without me even saying it to him and massage it out in a way that was effective yet painless. His soft touches were great and the overall experience was 10 out of 10. I will be back soon. Thanks Joe.

Saturday, June 11, 2022

Very nice massage. Super friendly masseur. Very convenient location. Cheers Joe!

Thursday, June 9, 2022

Fantastic! Highly recommended! Will be back soon.

Tuesday, June 7, 2022

Just had a 90-minute relaxing massage. This guy has a magic touch. I found myself falling asleep multiple times. Highly recommended. Thanks so much! Alex x

Monday, June 6, 2022

Really good session and a very friendly guy, hope I will see you twice a month. Thank you, J!

Sunday, June 5, 2022

Excellent! Wonderful massage. Many thanks Joe! 

Friday, June 3, 2022

I would give him 5 stars but he did keep me waiting for 15 minutes outside. Although that wasn't his fault the client he had before me was taking his sweet little time getting ready. Apart from that Joe was excellent all round. And he gave me discount because I had to wait so I was happy with that. Thanks Joe. 

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Joe's relaxing massage was excellent. His location and studio are clean, modern and very accessible. He made me feel totally relaxed from the moment I arrived all the way til now (I visited him 10 days ago!) So his magic doesn't die out fast. I must recommend you try him just for yourself! Thanks Joe 😘

Monday, May 30, 2022

Best sports massage I've had in some time! And a very central flat! 

Friday, May 27, 2022

Nice massage. Friendly guy.

Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Best 90-minute Swedish / Deep Tissue / Relaxing massage I've ever had. Worth every penny. Even tipped him £20! Fantastic!

Sunday, May 22, 2022

Just had a wonderful massage with Joe in Farringdon! Many thanks!

Friday, May 13, 2022

Excellent all round! Highly recommended! Will be back next week for certain. Thanks Joe!

Wednesday, May 11, 2022

Nice massage! Very talented!

Saturday, May 7, 2022

If you're looking for a very firm massage in Central London mixed with a very light soft touch in the right places at the right time then I would for sure recommend this guy. Will be back again soon! Thanks Joe!

Thursday, May 5, 2022

Great masseuse! Excellent from start to finish! That was my third visit. Gets better each time if that was even possible! Cheers Joseph!

Monday, May 2, 2022

Wonderful massage by a wonderful masseur!

Sunday, May 1, 2022

Second massage with Joey this bank holiday weekend. I just can't get enough! A must try!

Saturday, April 30, 2022

First massage I had in London and I will definitely be back. Joseph has magic hands! Thanks again.

Thursday, April 28, 2022

Excellent! Very strong massage. Feel so much better. Cheers Jo.

Wednesday, April 27, 2022

Excellent massage by a very friendly therapist! Highly recommended! Thanks Joey!

Monday, April 25, 2022

One of the nicest masseurs I've ever had the pleasure of meeting! Very strong hands also!

Sunday, April 24, 2022

Just had a wonderful massage with Joe near Holborn. Truly the best massage I've had for a long time. I will be back very very soon!

Friday, April 22, 2022

Friendly, Efficient, Professional! Thanks Joe!

Thursday, April 21, 2022

On my way home but just finished a wonderful Swedish massage in Farringdon with Joe. Top rate masseur! I must recommend.

Tuesday, April 19, 2022

Excellent again! Just had my second visit in 3 days with Joseph. I will be back to see him when I next visit the UK. Excellent all around. 

Monday, April 18, 2022

Amazing experience, happy to recommend Joe in Farringdon.

Sunday, April 17, 2022

Had a great massage. Highly recommend and I will be back again very soon.

Saturday, April 16, 2022

Great massage! Nice energy! Friendly smile. Thanks, Joseph.

Friday, April 15, 2022

Booked a 60 minute sports massage in Farringdon with Joe. It was more like 75 minutes and he was extremely professional and friendly. Nice flat. Great energy. 10 out of 10. See you again soon. 

Thursday, April 14, 2022

Joe was absolutely brilliant! I suffer from chronic back pain and woke up this morning feeling so much better having been for a massage with Joe in Farringdon last night. Five star masseur! 

Thursday, April 14, 2022

Excellent therapist! Nice apartment. Very professional. Highly rated. Will be back soon. 

Wednesday, April 13, 2022

Just had the most amazing 90 minutes massage. Thank you Joseph, see you soon!

Sunday, April 3, 2022

Absolutely disappointing. I went to his place close to Clerkenwell/ Holborn. From the beginning of the massge, the touch was completely inappropriate. He kept going out of the massage room every 3-4 minutes. No idea what was going on and I didn't feel comfortable or safe. And at almost 40th minute of the massage he went out ( again not bothering to excuse himself or give me the reason), I just got up and headed to the bathroom to shower and left. The massage I got was bad and my shoulders really hurt. Terrible experience.

Saturday, March 26, 2022

Just had an excellent sports massage with Joseph. He has very firm hands I feel 10 years younger already. Will be back soon for sure!

Wednesday, March 16, 2022

Thanks for an excellent massage Joe! Back soon. 

Monday, March 14, 2022

Very nice massage. Very friendly masseur. Central location. Thanks Joseph 😊

Sunday, March 13, 2022

Excellent all round! Will be back soon.


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